Opium Warlords – We Meditate Under The Pussy In The Sky (2012)

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Delivering one of those releases that makes you wonder why did you actually wasted time listening to it, today we have Opium Warlords and unbelievably their second release “We Meditate Under The Pussy In The Sky”. In this total shit-factory, we have Sami Albert Hynninen of Reverend Bizzare fame, taking a totally dump on music and concocting one of the worst releases ever since Botanist’s “I: The Suicide Tree / II: A Rose From The Dead”.

After the super dull ‘minimalist’ intro “Sxi-Meru” we have the totally aimless “Slippy”. We know this ‘style’ of music is supposed to be this way, but it is just a random collection of thoughts and a few very nasty riffs put together. Sounding like a low quality rehearsal of something having a seizure while holding a pick to a guitar, “Lament For The Builders Of Khara Khoto” keeps the nonsense going.

More of nothing keeps happening on “This Wind Is A Gift From A Distant Friend” until some funky pseudo-psychedelic elements appear and loop for a while heading towards… you guess it right: nowhere. Closing with another empty song, “Satan Knew My Heart”, we something that maybe a person with brain damage would create with a badly tuned guitar.

After surviving listening to this release more than 4 times, we really wanted to kill ourselves and the whole block. This is one of those releases that probably hipsters will be masturbating to for several months, but make no mistake, it just plain sucks. So please stay away, unless you are a total hipster douche and will call this the kvlt thing.

Band: Opium Warlords Album: We Meditate Under The Pussy In The Sky
Label: Svart Records

Release: November 30th, 2012

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Genre: Sludge, Drone, Experimental

Country: Finland

Rating: 35/100
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